New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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