He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
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you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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