So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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