I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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