PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
So much Jack, so little girl.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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