i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Randomize
