It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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