i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
