she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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