I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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