please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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