I just saw a hot homeless man
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
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You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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