Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'm too high and old for this...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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