I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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