ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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