love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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