i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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