i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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