worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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