She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Watching her eat just hurts me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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