everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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