i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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