1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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