Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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