If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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