drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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