I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
