I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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