Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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