i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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