VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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