the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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