Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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