oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You ruined the universe
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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