haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
We left an ass print on the piano.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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