are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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