is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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