made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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