1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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