I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
