U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
After last night, I could never be a politician.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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