I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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