He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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