I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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