The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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