I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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