ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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