we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
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Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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