is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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