I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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