Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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