I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just invented taco cereal.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Is Oprah even human
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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