I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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