Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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