Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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